Christmas Shopping List 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008 Posted In , , , , , , , , , Edit This 1 Comment »

It's never too early to start shopping for the perfect present for that person who has everything. These selections are sure to please! Just helping you out. You know me.
How about a Stylish Red High-Heel Doorstop?

For the person who annoys you... the Backward Clock!

Control-A-Kid. Virtual parenting at the touch of a button!
Buttons include 'Do Homework', 'Eat Greens', 'Kiss Granny', 'Tidy Room' and 'Grow Up'. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking.
Operating Instructions:
1. Point remote at subject.
2. Push any button.
3. Hope for the best.

Perfect for your best friend's home office! A Beautiful Tissue Box!

For the Star Wars fanatic... Clone Wars Rubber Duckies!

The perfect book for the egomaniac in your life!

How about a Darth Tater to add to your child's (or your) collection?

For your mother-in-law: stylish yet practical... Onion Goggles! (And get a pair for yourself!)

Irritating. Annoying. Infuriating. "Sat Nag" - the in-car nagging system. Push the button to hear highly irritating comments. For example:
'In 100 metres, I'm going to ask you to move into the slow lane so I can fix my make up.'
'You have reached your destination. You may now throttle your passenger.'
'I know you're a man, but it's been 45 minutes now. Can you please admit we're lost and ask someone the way?'

1 brilliant observations:

Cheryl said...

This is a great post! Ryan and I were actually out to dinner one night and saw that book you mentioned on each booth at the restaurant. Then when we went up to pay there were even more copies. I assume the author is from somewhere around here.
Ok, yes, I'll bring the cakestand. However, if you invite Debbie, she'll make us where party hats!