And here is the opening of the presents picture... don't worry about the beautiful ribbon that I painstakingly attached to your gift, just fling that off... no worries... and ... HEY!
Do you see what I see? THE ABSENCE OF WEDDING RING ON FINGER!
THAT'S IT! I'm buying the GPS auto tracker!
Oh and... don't tell MM... this will be our little secret ok? Shhhhh....