New Years Resolutions Rubbish
Thursday, January 01, 2009 Posted In 2009 , Mark Twain , meatloaf , resolutions , rubbish , Tooth Fairy , Twilight Edit This 5 Comments »
Mark Twain said, "Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving he-- with them as usual."
I have some half-baked resolutions that I doodled on a piece of virtual paper. They will probably hit the apathy wall by January 31st but what the heck, here goes...
1) Be a better Tooth Fairy.
2) Spend at least 10 minutes a day doing something non-computer related.
3) No more "Twilight" bashing. (ha, ha, like that'll happen)
4) Watch more tv. (It's good for the soul)
5)Learn to sew. Make friends with someone who can sew.
6) Buy some Clone Wars rubber duckies. (just because)
7) Cut down on chocolateand ice cream. (don't want to go crazy here)
8) Stop saying "rubbish" all the time. (which is rubbish, really)
9) Don't laugh at other people's misfortune. (unless it's funny)
10) Stop eating. (which will also help with number 7.)
Done!
2009, bring it ON.
I have some half-baked resolutions that I doodled on a piece of virtual paper. They will probably hit the apathy wall by January 31st but what the heck, here goes...
1) Be a better Tooth Fairy.
2) Spend at least 10 minutes a day doing something non-computer related.
3) No more "Twilight" bashing. (ha, ha, like that'll happen)
4) Watch more tv. (It's good for the soul)
5)
6) Buy some Clone Wars rubber duckies. (just because)
7) Cut down on chocolate
8) Stop saying "rubbish" all the time. (which is rubbish, really)
9) Don't laugh at other people's misfortune. (unless it's funny)
10) Stop eating. (which will also help with number 7.)
Done!
2009, bring it ON.
5 brilliant observations:
I wish you the best this year. It's funny my list and yours look familiar except #7. Never been interested in those. Happy New Years!
I'll think about adding #3 to my list too! (:
Excellent list. Except #7 - chocolate is full of antioxidents. I once (after a breakup) lost a ton of weight on an all-chocolate diet.
I like your list! It's very reasonable and doable. Hahaha - especially the cut down on chocolate thing.
;D
Sadly, I need to work on #2 the worst. I was trying to think yesterday what I did for entertainment pre-computer pre-blogging.
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