Bleeping Marvellous

Monday, January 26, 2009 Posted In , , Edit This 11 Comments »
A and her friends at school have formed a group. They call themselves "The Bleep Team".

Anytime and anywhere they hear a kid say something profane, they say, very loudly, "BLEEEEP!" In the cafeteria... BLEEEP! Classroom... BLEEEP!

They were sitting outside at lunchtime and a guy walked past them...
"Man, I can't believe that &*%$#..."
BLEEEEP!
"What the...?" "
BLEEEP!""Why are you &*%#$...beeping me?" "BLEEEEP!" Giggle.
I'm going to initiate it in my home. For just me. When I hear something I don't like or something that I know will involve work, I can use it...
"Can I have some money for...."BLEEEP!
"Why do I have to clean the..."BLEEEEEP!

"Can I go to the movies with..."BEEEEP!
"I want that toy/CD/game/cell phone..."BLEEEP!"
"I hate you for not getting me the toy/CD/game/cell phone...!"BLEEEP, BLEEEEEP!"


They will learn not to use that kind of language around me!

11 brilliant observations:

Kristina P. said...

Good thing she doesn't live at my house. It would be a lot of Bleeping.

rachel said...

The neighbors are going to think there's a car alarm going off over at your house.

Rachel said...

You bleeping crack me up!

Barbaloot said...

I would also like some money for BEEEP! If that's okay.

honeypiehorse said...

Solid plan. Let me know if it works. L is obsessed with the word 'caca' and that's just the tip of the ice berg...

Jen said...

That's so crazy it just. might. work.

(I usually sing the request back to them opera style as I slowly walk away. They love it).

rychelle said...

bleeping brilliant!

btw, thanks for that wii fit video link! it made my whole day. =)

Debbie said...

What a great idea. I think I will try this in my house.

Lissaloo said...

ROLFL! I love that! what a great plan :)

Lucy said...

That's funny. I love it.

Cheryl said...

Rachel took my comment...bleep her! (: