Thief-proof Chocolate

Friday, January 09, 2009 Posted In , , , Edit This 6 Comments »
I have discovered that the only way to ensure that a treat lasts more than ten minutes, is to hide it. Last night I knew I was going to have to do this with my "Huge Belgian Hunk". Three pairs of eyes were fixed on it for hours, probably hoping I would go to bed and leave it where they could sniff it out in the dead of night when I would be, theoretically, asleep. (Yes, they go to these lengths.)

But I foresaw this attempt (with my third eye) and I thwarted them by hiding it in a fabulous place, known only to myself. I am too good.

Now that they are in bed, I am going to get it; my mouth is eagerly anticipating the velvety smooth chocolateyness.

Wait a minute, where exactly did I put it?


Rubbish brain! Stupid brain-cell-killing pregnancies! They did it to me!

OK, don't panic... get the yellow pages... look up "Regression Hypnosis".

Mental note: Call first thing in the morning.

All is not lost.

6 brilliant observations:

Kristina P. said...

Holy crap, do you conspire with my husband? He hides candy from me ALL THE TIME!

Loralee and the gang... said...

I'm always putting things away in a safe place, so safe that I can't even remember where it is! Glad it's not just me!

Barbaloot said...

Didn't find it yet, did ya? That's cuz I came and stole it while you were theoretically asleep.

Machen family said...

That has happened to me with my wedding ring, twice. I was able to find it both times, but (I'm really embarrassed to confess)it took several years each time to find it. So I don't wear my ring anymore. ANYWAYS, I hope it doesn't take you that long to find your mysteriours Beligian hunk with nuts.

rachel said...

I used to use 25% of my brain before I'm down to 8.5%, unless I have to think and blink my eyes at the same time...then it's like 7.

Deb said...

I do this all. the. time. I almost reported my purse stolen at work today, I couldn't find it. It was on my shoulder.