Do Not Read if You are Sensitive to Crap

Monday, January 05, 2009 Posted In , , , Edit This 5 Comments »
I saw this church sign generator thingie on Kristina's blog and I thought, "I need to get me one of those!" So, I got me one... and here it is. I needed to post it quickly before MM sees it because he thinks the "C" word is crass and he would probably look askance at me, then ask WWJD? You see, what you are coming to realise is, that out of the two of us, he's the nice one.

For sure I will not be showing him Kristina's blog because she talks about "fat recycling crack whores smoking in church nude" and everything. But maybe I should show him her latest post because then I would look so wholesome by comparison.

So go... get yourself a church sign and make up your own slogan... you will not be sorry. Just make sure you don't choose a REAL church name or you will have whole congregations coming after you with a vengeance. And I wouldn't be in your shoes for NUTHIN'.



5 brilliant observations:

Kristina P. said...

Clearly, this is your best post ever. I think my name needs to be included in all your posts.

Machen family said...

I don't know what I would write on mine. This will take a bit of time. hmmm....
My husband knows that I have a blog, but he has never read a post. I think he's afraid of finding out how his wife really is. Ignorance is bliss.

rachel said...

Love your blog. I thought there really was a sign that urged us to be as righteous as Kristina! I was a true believer... Was laughing at your tooth fairy post. We've had major tooth fairy issues. Once the tooth fairy missed so many nights that she had to write a letter apologizing that she had not made it to North America due to a tooth emergency she was handling in Asia- it was such a plausible excuse... She brought $5 and a whole bunch of guilt with her!

Annie Valentine said...

My mom has fits when I say the C-word in my blog. I love giving her fits. And I'd get a church sign for my blog but I think I'd freeze up and put something lame on it like, "Choose The Right." Where is my wit when I need it?

honeypiehorse said...

THERE WILL BE NO BUTTER IN HELLLLLLL!!!! ;-)