For sure I will not be showing him Kristina's blog because she talks about "fat recycling crack whores smoking in church nude" and everything. But maybe I should show him her latest post because then I would look so wholesome by comparison.
So go... get yourself a church sign and make up your own slogan... you will not be sorry. Just make sure you don't choose a REAL church name or you will have whole congregations coming after you with a vengeance. And I wouldn't be in your shoes for NUTHIN'.