Honest Crap, I mean "Scrap"

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Do Not Read if You are Sensitive to Crap

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I saw this church sign generator thingie on Kristina's blog and I thought, "I need to get me one of those!" So, I got me one... and here it is. I needed to post it quickly before MM sees it because he thinks the "C" word is crass and he would probably look askance at me, then ask WWJD? You see, what you are coming to realise is, that out of the two of us, he's the nice one.

For sure I will not be showing him Kristina's blog because she talks about "fat recycling crack whores smoking in church nude" and everything. But maybe I should show him her latest post because then I would look so wholesome by comparison.

So go... get yourself a church sign and make up your own slogan... you will not be sorry. Just make sure you don't choose a REAL church name or you will have whole congregations coming after you with a vengeance. And I wouldn't be in your shoes for NUTHIN'.