Pumpkin Patch Pranks
Monday, October 13, 2008 Posted In Pumpkin Patch Edit This 2 Comments »
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You probably don't care, but I will comment on your blog if you comment on mine. Unless your blog is utter rubbish...... then I'll have to think about it...
We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”D&C 76:22-24I Have Friends?
I Talk Too Much...
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DON'T COPY MY STUFF OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SIT ON YOU!
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Hilariosity...
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't.
--------------------Son: What was Jesus' real name?--------------------Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now?
Mother: They're about to light the tree.
Son: On FIRE?
(It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.)
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Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?Mother: He's that famous...Sister: May I have some of your cake?
Daughter: ...golf ball?
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Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO.
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Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape.
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Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church!
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Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy!
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Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"?
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Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead!
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Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok?
Brother: ok
Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Brother: But you're blocking the view!
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Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed.
Sister: Is she awake?
Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously.
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13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven?
Mother: ...choke...
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Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round.
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Child: Can I have some chocolate?
Mother: Eat lunch first.
Child: I did.
Mother: What did you have?
Child: Nothing.
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2 brilliant observations:
What a fun Pumpkin Patch!!! I love the pictures. Yes, I let Tess where make-up. It is not something that is a big deal to me. Is it to you? Tess said it was a BIG deal to their SS teacher (RH ward), he would often bring up that they shouldn't be wearing make-up! I'll have to find a picture of my cousin. Yea, I shouldn't have written all of that without a picture.
Ok, so while I was at my sis-in-law's she said, "Your friend R Max is so funny! I love reading her comments, then she told me her fav. which I totally didn't get and now that I do, spent the whole day laughing about it, but also feel dumb that I didn't get it right off! Ok, it is the one where you ask about the polygraph questions and ask if they are going to ask Ryan, "Are you or have your ever been a bunny, etc." You are so funny!
This may be the most controversial thing you have heard...I don't like Twilight! Is this your first time reading it? I will be shocked if you like it! But Ally shocked me, although she has not liked the following books, only the first.
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