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We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”
I feel like weeping for C! What strength and courage!!!! I can't wait to tell my family about her goodness! What do you think got into those kids? Why are they so hateful about it? I can't even imagine going after someone like that. I do not understand why they only expect us to be tolerant! And we aren't allowed our opinions? It doesn't make sense. C. is right on. And that is the advesary's plan, isn't it, to destoy everything sacred and good--especially families. I am surprised that the faculty took C. side, were you?
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't. --------------------
Son: What was Jesus' real name?
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Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now? Mother: They're about to light the tree. Son: On FIRE? (It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.) -------------------- Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?
Mother: He's that famous... Daughter: ...golf ball? --------------------
Sister: May I have some of your cake? Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO. -------------------- Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape. -------------------- Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church! -------------------- Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy! -------------------- Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"? -------------------- Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead! -------------------- Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok? Brother: ok Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK! Brother: But you're blocking the view! -------------------- Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed. Sister: Is she awake? Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously. -------------------- 13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven? Mother: ...choke... -------------------- Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round. ---------------------- Child: Can I have some chocolate? Mother: Eat lunch first. Child: I did. Mother: What did you have? Child: Nothing.
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I feel like weeping for C! What strength and courage!!!! I can't wait to tell my family about her goodness! What do you think got into those kids? Why are they so hateful about it? I can't even imagine going after someone like that. I do not understand why they only expect us to be tolerant! And we aren't allowed our opinions? It doesn't make sense.
C. is right on. And that is the advesary's plan, isn't it, to destoy everything sacred and good--especially families.
I am surprised that the faculty took C. side, were you?
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