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Friday, February 20, 2009 Posted In , Edit This 14 Comments »
I have been extremely busy these last few days, scouring the internet and car yards for "The Perfect Vehicle" for Moi. I'm not fussy about what type of vehicle I buy as long as I am able to get from A to B in complete and utter luxury and style.

This means I will be unbearable unavailable for a few days until I have found a car befitting a woman of my high social and professional status.

Oh, and thanks to all those who "pointed out" that Twirling Girl is very "pert". I would like to offer an explanation for this occurence. It is the middle of WINTER and she is NEKKID. Or, she is uber impressed by Obama's Stimulus plan and is showing her... appreciation. Actually, I am getting tired of all the turning and turning... enough already, I'm getting dizzy. Someone throw a Snuggie over her.

So, I'm outta here... see you soon when I am the proud new owner of a BMW/Lamborghini/Mercedes Benz/Rolls Royce/Bentley/Ferrari/insert other fantasy car here. Or, I could just buy a corolla and take the letters off the back and replace them with L-E-X-U-S letters swiped off some poor blokes car. Don't laugh, we saw that the other day. For reals.

As long as the newbie proves to be a monstrous cash sucking, monoxide belching beast. Otherwise, it would hardly be worth having, would it?

14 brilliant observations:

honeypiehorse said...

Great word, pert. That twirling girl totally needs a snuggie. Good luck with your search. I wonder if Ferrari makes a family SUV? That's what I'd go for. BTW did you know that Orson Scott Card is Mormon?

Loralee and the gang... said...

That's so funny about the spinning girl...I didn't notice it before. Good luck on the car buying trail! That's always exciting (read: stressful!)
:~D

Debbie said...

I love the idea of changing the letters on the car! Can't wait to hear what you get.

rachel said...

Do you want to buy my hubby's jeep? It has exactly the cash sucking, monoxide belching you are referring too. You could tape the letters LEXUS on the back of it, but I'm pretty sure no one would believe it :)

Jen said...

I have an old purple Geo Metro...

(Now picture me sitting around waiting for your call. I know it's coming...)

Lissaloo said...

Good luck with the hunt!

Annie Valentine said...

I love my Sequoia, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit there were days when I missed my Taurus Station Wagon.

rychelle said...

now, if only there were pictures of that toyota lexus, this post would be complete.

Karen said...

Hey, when it comes to cars, bigger is better! I mean, the auto industry just got billions from the government for thinking that way...

Shelley said...

Kudos to you for supporting the car industry. I'm sure those money sucking business men will be more than glad to put you in that "high social and professional status" vehicle you sooooo deserve. Just remember though the price could go up the minute you walk off the lot, so sign on the dotted line now!

Tammy said...

Ooooh, I loathe car shopping. Good luck with that!

MaNdA said...

ha!! good luck looing for a new car.. i like the corolla idea... my bf drives a new corolla.. annnddd you feel like your in a space ship or something.. that's fun!!!

wendy said...

Car shopping--Yikes. My husband just went and bought me a new Suburu Forester ---I had no idea. Surpirsed the heck out of me!!! I keep threatening my Judge to steel the Jaguar off his JAGUAR--and put it on my car.

Lissaloo said...

I left you an award, please come and get it!! :)