And, just because you forgot to do it last night doesn't mean you should take the opportunity to run the car through the car wash after dropping the kids off at school while aforementioned kitty is still inhabiting the car.
And, just because of the ripped up seats, involuntary bowel movements and unholy shrieking (causing people to stare at me in horror), doesn't mean you should shove the cat in the middle console in hopes he will calm down and shut up.
Don't assume the middle console cannot be destroyed from the inside.
Don't assume you can remove the cat from the console without having your clothes torn from your body.
Don't assume the kitty's eyes will stop rolling.
Don't assume the vet will not look at you funny.
Don't assume the doctor will not look at you funny.
Don't assume your husband and mother-in-law won't notice the diarrhea stains, then look at you funny.
Don't assume that your children will be able to sit in the car without hanging their heads out the open windows whilst gagging and choking.
Don't assume that these guys will be able to remove the poo aromas but do assume it will cost an arm and a leg.
And don't expect your friends to be sympathetic, "You're not having much luck with cats lately, are you?"
And don't tell me I should know better.
Because I obviously don't.....
...you're looking at me funny.