Takes a swig. All of a sudden he clutches his throat and chokes, "What is IN this stuff?"
"Smells okay to me."
So I try a sip and WHAM! Molten lava flamed down my throat! I felt like I'd just swallowed battery acid!
MM is looking at me like I just grew a third horn, (LDS joke, sorry) so I hot footed it out of there and grabbed my laptop to google a few kefir questions....
No wonder M liked it! He was DRUNK!
Can you go to he(( for giving your children hooch?