What the Heck is Swine Flu?

Thursday, April 30, 2009 Posted In , , , , , Edit This 18 Comments »
If you're a conspiracy theorist, you won't be surprised by this.

Some Doctors in the USA are convinced that a vaccine manufacturer deliberately let loose a genetically modified virus to increase demand for their vaccines. Nobody knows how a flu strain that is part bird, part swine with a bit of human mixed in came about, but are sure it must have been bio-engineered. Can you say G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E?

Two organizations - Novavax and the CDC have been implicated.

The government will probably mandate the use of toxic vaccines. During the 1926 swine flu scare, more people died or were paralyzed by the vaccine than were ever affected by the flu. 28% of people died from conventional medical practices compared with 2% of people treated by natural methods during the 1918 flu pandemic. (If you don't mind graphic pics - look here.) There are better ways to fortify your bodies against this and any virus.
Here's what to do. Get twenty minutes worth of sunshine per day and/or eat plenty of Vitamin D rich foods. If you are coming down with flu like symptoms and have not been on vitamin D you can take doses of 50,000 units a day for three days to treat the acute infection.

Here are the symptoms you need to be aware of...

Fever of more than 100
Runny nose and/or sore throat
Joint aches
Severe headache
Vomiting and/or diarrhea
Lack of appetite

Make the remedy listed below. It will bulletproof your system unless you sabotage it by eating crap. If you do nothing else, STOP eating WHITE FLOUR products, COFFEE, SUGAR and SODAS (including DIET soda).



½ cup organic horseradish
¼ cup organic garlic-minced
½ cup organic onion – chopped
¼ cup fresh organic ginger – minced
3 organic cayenne peppers – minced
1 cup Apple cider vinegar(Braggs is good)
½ cup raw honey

Drop two teaspoonfuls in a glass of water—swirl around your mouth for ten seconds and then swallow. Do this every hour on the hour until symptoms abate. If you can't abide the taste, mix it into some organic apple juice. Take 2-3 x a day as maintenance.

Look after yourself!

18 brilliant observations:

Kristina P. said...

Hmmmm, this seems much more reasonable than my assertion that Mario Lopez is responsible.

Barbaloot said...

I still like blaming Mario Lopez...

I hope this thing dies down soon! My mom said one of the affected areas was New Zealand and if it messes up my trip I'll be super angry!

Lucy said...

I wouldn't be surprised if somebody let that loose on purpose. The world is just kinda nuts anymore. *sigh*

Lissaloo said...

The name alone is enough to make me sick, lol :)

The Garden of Egan said...

The media isn't helping anything. Shouldn't we be more worried about small children getting second-hand smoke from their smoking parents? That puts more kids in the hospital than the flu.

DeNae said...

Y'know, this guy would be so much more credible if he wasn't wearing a sweater out of the Salvation Army's Christmas Travesty Collection.

And look at the world getting all worked up over this flu coming out of Mexico. Close the borders! Protect our children! Oh, but you drug cartels, you corrupt Mexican government leaders, BIENVENIDOS A LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS!

BTW, you may or may not be 'featured' in my most recent post. Drop by when you get a minute. But wear a mask; I'm not taking any chances!

Loralee and the gang... said...

After reading thru this aricle, it confirms my belief that this is being blown WAY out of proportion by the media (or is it porportion. I don't know. I'm tired)
Anyway, this a.m. it was interesting at our house, because my husband happens to be a 'better safe than sorry' kind of parent, while I am sayin' "just wait until they close the schools to keep them home". He's probably the better parent, but seems like the antidote is worse than the disease, in so so many ways. . .

wendy said...

I don't know what to think anymore. I just won't make eye contact.

annie valentine said...

I can't decide which part of this post is the conspiracy; the swine flu or the remedy?

ShoozieShoes said...

Horseradish, garlic and onion?? Boy, that'll keep everybody away, not just the germs!

Debbie said...

I don't know DeNae but she has totally rocked the comment on this post!
And I'm not freaked out by this flu. I'd like my parents not to get it.

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Lissaloo said...

I have an award for you on my blog :)

honeypiehorse said...

If this should turn out to be even partially true I want public hangings. I'll bring popcorn.

honeypiehorse said...

BTW they have homeopathic pills in Germany with most of these ingredients. I forget the name but you could ask in the pharmacy, they'll definitely know. Or if you're interested I can ask my mom in law what they're called.

honeypiehorse said...

PS I don't think they're manufactured by the same people who bioengineered the swine flu.

Lara said...

Wow. I'm not even a conspircy theorist and it makes lots of sense.

Unless it was manufactured by some political group who needed to put an end to illegal immigration once and for all.