Meet Agent M from Men In Black:
No smiles. Staying in character.
'Twas a great night trick or treating. A bountiful haul. I paid the kids for their candy (I do it every year, and because they love cash more than sugar, they take the money with obscene amounts of glee.)
Now, what to do with the candy? Maybe I could give the lot to Cheryl who is sending her candy to the starving children in Africa. Because every starving child needs candy. Let's face it.