hors déjeuner
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 Edit This 27 Comments »
in Paris!
Trev's Tribute to our Nation
11 years ago
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You probably don't care, but I will comment on your blog if you comment on mine. Unless your blog is utter rubbish...... then I'll have to think about it...
We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”D&C 76:22-24I Have Friends?
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DON'T COPY MY STUFF OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SIT ON YOU!
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The Ready Store
Hilariosity...
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't.
--------------------Son: What was Jesus' real name?--------------------Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now?
Mother: They're about to light the tree.
Son: On FIRE?
(It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.)
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Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?Mother: He's that famous...Sister: May I have some of your cake?
Daughter: ...golf ball?
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Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO.
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Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape.
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Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church!
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Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy!
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Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"?
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Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead!
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Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok?
Brother: ok
Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Brother: But you're blocking the view!
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Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed.
Sister: Is she awake?
Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously.
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13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven?
Mother: ...choke...
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Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round.
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Child: Can I have some chocolate?
Mother: Eat lunch first.
Child: I did.
Mother: What did you have?
Child: Nothing.
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27 brilliant observations:
I sort of hate you.
c'est magnifique!
HAVE FUN!
Yes to: Hermes scarf, crepes, Versailles.
No to: snails, stinky cheese, and hairy armpits.
just so you know. that's why you pay me the big bucks.
Je suis jalouse!
Mange beaucoup de pain au chocolat pour moi!
Uhm, try to NOT rub it in! Have fun, shave yourself and eat lots. However, you should come up for air long enough to post pictures and blog a bit about it so we can live vicariously through you.
I'm like Kristina....I sort of hate you....but not really, I'm happy for you.
Borrrring......no not really. I just wish I was there with you. I'm happy for you too. Vicarious living agrees with me, also. It'll have to. I'll never get there.
I don't hate you at all! That Kristina is such a rabble rouser!
Hey, if you get a minute, I've asked for comments over on my blog (which I NEVER do) on the subject of "if your 20 year-old self could fast forward in time to spend a week with your current self, what about your life would surprise her?
And I know you've had a lot of unexpected turns in your life, and I would really love my readers to see how you've handled things so well.
Of course, croissants and the Louvre first. But then, after that...?
You lucky girl, you...
I'm pretty sure this is considered rubbing it in.
OOOOH LA LA !
I so want to write something in French here. But I didn't take French in school--just Spanish and German. So I'll just try my best. Bon appetite! (or something like that.)
nice, I'm totally jealous! :)
Lucky you!
:~D
oui, oui!
Seriously, I can't wait to hear about this trip and see some photos. You must be having a blast Viva La France
I am SO EXCITED for you! We did almost this exact trip for our 15th wedding anniversary - Definately a GREAT way to celebrate - You will have an amazing time!!
The Chunnel Tunnel train made me a little claustrophobic (mainly because I kept thinking we were under the channel!) but at least it goes fast!!
I love when other people go on wonderful trips - I am all for it and can't wait to hear about your experiences and see your pictures!!
Have a Fabulous time!!!
Watch out for the communial bathrooms in Paris - hee hee!
I hope you are having a Fabulous time!!
My hubby and I did this same trip - Chunnel Tunnel train and all, for our 15th Anniversary - There is no better way to celebrate! Paris is just simply So romantic!!
I look forward to your pictures and hearing about your trip!!
Have fun :D
OOPs I thought it ate my first comment so I posted another one - Then I realized that you have blog owner approval - Sorry - you can erase one of them!! (or both)
I am a dork!! But who cares...YOu are in Paris!!!! Woot!!
Are you home yet?
Should I be worried? With the AirFrance crash and all...hope you are safe and well - and just playing blogger hooky!
:~D
That's got to be the longest trip to Paris ever!! Did you decide not to come home after all??
hello - I know you are back and I am ready for an update with pictures please! you cant keep away for this long - I am sick of seeing the out to lunch thingy every time I click on your blog!
Hallooo...?? Yep, I'm with everyone else. Just wonderin' when our pal RMax will be joining us again. No pressure. Take your time. We can wait...
Do you know that you last posted on my birthday? So it kinda feels personal that you haven't come back to blog-land yet :~D I miss your sarcastic humor!!
I am not a patient person. HURRY IT UP!
Get blogging again! Need to hear about the trip.
Hope you have a Happy 4th of July weekend :) ♥ HUGS ♥
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