A Healthy Pre-Occupation

Friday, January 09, 2009 Posted In , , Edit This 4 Comments »
For all you kind people praying for me to find my Huge Belgian Hunk, (thank you, good and gracious friends!) pray no more....

I have been rescued from chocolate deprivation by the half-price sale at Fresh & Easy. Down from a paltry $1.99 to just $1! For ONE POUND bars!

I walked into the store and could barely contain myself when I saw the word: "Reduced". I may have lay down in the clearance bin right then and there if I hadn't seen other people in the store. Stupid witnesses!


Anyway, I decided that now is a perfect time to stock up for our food storage. So I bought five Belgians.

For FOOD STORAGE.

(For those people who think I am going to wait til the kids go to bed, run up to my bedroom, put on my Lucky Ducky pajamas, snuggle in bed with my book, then rip off that wrapper and shove chocolate down my gullet with gay abandon, SHAME ON YOU!)


(A wanted to model the Belgians so I let her... WAIT! Where is Huge Hunk Number Five?)


4 brilliant observations:

Kristina P. said...

I so wish I had one of those right now.

J. Baxter said...

Cruel. You are very, very cruel. For awhile now I have been thinking non-stop of chocolate, and now I think I know why.

(Realistically, I shouldn't blame you for all thirty-plus years of cravings, but I'm definitely pinning you with this week's!)

Anonymous said...

I just bought 18 bars of French chocolate. OK it's my favorite kind and the store doesn't always have it but the fact remains that I just bought 18 bars of chocolate. You know how much I hate to judge people but I think this is your fault.

Stephanie said...

Wow, those are some big bars of chocolate. What a deal. I'm thinking you should go back and get some more. (subliminal message: giveaway! giveaway! giveaway!) Just a thought. :)