You probably don't care, but I will comment on your blog if you comment on mine. Unless your blog is utter rubbish...... then I'll have to think about it...
We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”
Ya know the feeling you get when the R.S. President announces that the sisters in your ward had 100% visiting teaching for the month; that makes you happy; and then you realize tht you hadn't been visited that month?
Well, that happened (again!)to me just now when I read this post.
Check out my comment - you totally overlooked it! But it's OK - I still love your blog... :~D
American Idol is sooooo much fun. Last year I was absorbed with it --way to emotionally invested as David Archuletta went to the same High School as my best friends daughter --he has been in their home. So I was on the phone for hours each episode with my votes. I CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN. (probably will), BUT SHOULDN'T--I need to step back, keep telling myself, don't get involved, don't get involved.............
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't. --------------------
Son: What was Jesus' real name?
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Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now? Mother: They're about to light the tree. Son: On FIRE? (It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.) -------------------- Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?
Mother: He's that famous... Daughter: ...golf ball? --------------------
Sister: May I have some of your cake? Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO. -------------------- Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape. -------------------- Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church! -------------------- Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy! -------------------- Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"? -------------------- Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead! -------------------- Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok? Brother: ok Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK! Brother: But you're blocking the view! -------------------- Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed. Sister: Is she awake? Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously. -------------------- 13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven? Mother: ...choke... -------------------- Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round. ---------------------- Child: Can I have some chocolate? Mother: Eat lunch first. Child: I did. Mother: What did you have? Child: Nothing.
7 brilliant observations:
Wow, I had no idea you were such a criminal. I am judging you, of course.
Like we are going to let you leave it at that! Details, woman. And aren't court records public anyway?
Ya know the feeling you get when the R.S. President announces that the sisters in your ward had 100% visiting teaching for the month; that makes you happy; and then you realize tht you hadn't been visited that month?
Well, that happened (again!)to me just now when I read this post.
Check out my comment - you totally overlooked it!
But it's OK - I still love your blog...
:~D
American Idol is sooooo much fun. Last year I was absorbed with it --way to emotionally invested as David Archuletta went to the same High School as my best friends daughter --he has been in their home. So I was on the phone for hours each episode with my votes. I CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN. (probably will), BUT SHOULDN'T--I need to step back, keep telling myself, don't get involved, don't get involved.............
OK - this is very unexciting and you're just gonna say, "Oh, THAT!" when you hear what the misdemeanor was... two speeding tickets.
Big woop, I know.
Ummmm, are you breaking up with me already? We just met!! I love you so much I noticed that you had nothing to say about the giant Snuggie.
I'm disappointed. I though that since we are now soulmates, you would own like 5 of them.
TWO speeding tickets? In one day??? How'd ya do that? Not even I have been able to do that!!
:~D
PS my word verif. was 'dingless' haha
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