You probably don't care, but I will comment on your blog if you comment on mine. Unless your blog is utter rubbish...... then I'll have to think about it...
We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”
I just have to comment because you are so FREAKIN' funny, I couldn't stop reading and now that's :10 min I'll never get back while I let my children's heads rot playing video games. THANKS. It was worth it.
Got over here from Annie's blog...yes she's my aunt...yes, she's younger than me...yes, apparently she's going to check her tivo.
You are one funny woman and I will be stalking/reading you.
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't. --------------------
Son: What was Jesus' real name?
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Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now? Mother: They're about to light the tree. Son: On FIRE? (It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.) -------------------- Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?
Mother: He's that famous... Daughter: ...golf ball? --------------------
Sister: May I have some of your cake? Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO. -------------------- Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape. -------------------- Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church! -------------------- Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy! -------------------- Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"? -------------------- Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead! -------------------- Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok? Brother: ok Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK! Brother: But you're blocking the view! -------------------- Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed. Sister: Is she awake? Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously. -------------------- 13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven? Mother: ...choke... -------------------- Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round. ---------------------- Child: Can I have some chocolate? Mother: Eat lunch first. Child: I did. Mother: What did you have? Child: Nothing.
10 brilliant observations:
I need to go check my tivo.
Johnny Lingo...
I'm thinking Johnny.
I just have to comment because you are so FREAKIN' funny, I couldn't stop reading and now that's :10 min I'll never get back while I let my children's heads rot playing video games. THANKS. It was worth it.
Got over here from Annie's blog...yes she's my aunt...yes, she's younger than me...yes, apparently she's going to check her tivo.
You are one funny woman and I will be stalking/reading you.
My vote is for Leo.
A DiCaprio-esque Johnny Depp, for sure!
:~D
Which one looks worse? I'm going with Johnny.
He's like a cross between Growing Pains Leo and 21 Jump Street Johnny.
defintely Leonardo although I see what you mean about Johnny D
love leo...thanks for the fun post. love reading you!!!
btw...i agree
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