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We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...

“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”

D&C 76:22-24

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Hilariosity...

Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't.
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Son: What was Jesus' real name?
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Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now?
Mother: They're about to light the tree.
Son: On FIRE?
(It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.)
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Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?
Mother: He's that famous...
Daughter: ...golf ball?
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Sister: May I have some of your cake?
Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO.
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Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape.
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Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church!
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Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy!
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Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"?
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Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead!
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Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok?
Brother: ok
Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Brother: But you're blocking the view!
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Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed.
Sister: Is she awake?
Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously.
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13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven?
Mother: ...choke...
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Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round.
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Child: Can I have some chocolate?
Mother: Eat lunch first.
Child: I did.
Mother: What did you have?
Child: Nothing.
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