Virtually Me
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 Posted In celebrity hairstyles , Clinton , Instyle.com , makeover , new wardrobe , New York , Stacey , What Not To Wear Edit This 23 Comments »
I want a makeover. I need a makeover. I deserve a makeover!
I have been dropping hints to MM about this for some time, saying things like, "I would so LOVE IT if Clinton and Stacey would drop by and surprise me with a $5,000 shopping spree.... you know... on that show, "What Not To Wear"? Boy, that would be so cool if someone who really loved me nominated me for the show. Stacey would leap out from behind a bush and then I'd go to New York and get a whole new wardrobe! Wouldn't that be COOL?"
MM: "Hmmmm..."
I try again. "Because that would be awesome and it would cost us NOTHING and I would get professional advice and and learn how to look hip, cool... and all that. Y'know what I mean?"
MM: "Uh-huh."
OK, not the desired response.
It doesn't look like I am going to be on the show anytime soon. I'm on my own. I wasn't feeling too good about showing my flab to millions of Americans in the circular mirror ANYWAY. But I need to do something, so let's start with hair... I tried a few celebrity styles and I just don't know which one looks best. Help?
Gwyneth Paltrow:
Eva Longoria:
Debra Messing:
Camilla Belle:
Cameron Diaz:
Jennifer Hudson:
Jennifer Garner:
Jennifer Aniston:
Jada Pinkett-Smith:
Heidi Klum:
Kyra Sedgwick:
Jessica Biel:
Jennifer Lopez:
Taylor Momsen:
Taraji Henson:
Nicole Ritchie:
Lauren Conrad:
Kate Winslet:
Who ARE these people anyway?
You can go play with this software here and also make yourself glamorous with a bit of makeup and change your eye colour if you so desire. Like here where I gave myself violet, green and blue eyes.
Whaddya reckon?
I have been dropping hints to MM about this for some time, saying things like, "I would so LOVE IT if Clinton and Stacey would drop by and surprise me with a $5,000 shopping spree.... you know... on that show, "What Not To Wear"? Boy, that would be so cool if someone who really loved me nominated me for the show. Stacey would leap out from behind a bush and then I'd go to New York and get a whole new wardrobe! Wouldn't that be COOL?"
MM: "Hmmmm..."
I try again. "Because that would be awesome and it would cost us NOTHING and I would get professional advice and and learn how to look hip, cool... and all that. Y'know what I mean?"
MM: "Uh-huh."
OK, not the desired response.
It doesn't look like I am going to be on the show anytime soon. I'm on my own. I wasn't feeling too good about showing my flab to millions of Americans in the circular mirror ANYWAY. But I need to do something, so let's start with hair... I tried a few celebrity styles and I just don't know which one looks best. Help?
Gwyneth Paltrow:
Eva Longoria:
Debra Messing:
Camilla Belle:
Cameron Diaz:
Jennifer Hudson:
Jennifer Garner:
Jennifer Aniston:
Jada Pinkett-Smith:
Heidi Klum:
Kyra Sedgwick:
Jessica Biel:
Jennifer Lopez:
Taylor Momsen:
Taraji Henson:
Nicole Ritchie:
Lauren Conrad:
Kate Winslet:
Who ARE these people anyway?
You can go play with this software here and also make yourself glamorous with a bit of makeup and change your eye colour if you so desire. Like here where I gave myself violet, green and blue eyes.
Whaddya reckon?
