Thief-proof Chocolate
Friday, January 09, 2009 Posted In brain , Huge Belgian Hunk , regression hypnotherapy , third eye Edit This 6 Comments »
I have discovered that the only way to ensure that a treat lasts more than ten minutes, is to hide it. Last night I knew I was going to have to do this with my "Huge Belgian Hunk". Three pairs of eyes were fixed on it for hours, probably hoping I would go to bed and leave it where they could sniff it out in the dead of night when I would be, theoretically, asleep. (Yes, they go to these lengths.)
But I foresaw this attempt (with my third eye) and I thwarted them by hiding it in a fabulous place, known only to myself. I am too good.
Now that they are in bed, I am going to get it; my mouth is eagerly anticipating the velvety smooth chocolateyness.
Wait a minute, where exactly did I put it?
Aarghhhh! I CAN'T REMEMBER!
Rubbish brain! Stupid brain-cell-killing pregnancies! They did it to me!
OK, don't panic... get the yellow pages... look up "Regression Hypnosis".
Mental note: Call first thing in the morning.
All is not lost.
But I foresaw this attempt (with my third eye) and I thwarted them by hiding it in a fabulous place, known only to myself. I am too good.
Now that they are in bed, I am going to get it; my mouth is eagerly anticipating the velvety smooth chocolateyness.
Wait a minute, where exactly did I put it?
Aarghhhh! I CAN'T REMEMBER!
Rubbish brain! Stupid brain-cell-killing pregnancies! They did it to me!
OK, don't panic... get the yellow pages... look up "Regression Hypnosis".
Mental note: Call first thing in the morning.
All is not lost.
