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You probably don't care, but I will comment on your blog if you comment on mine. Unless your blog is utter rubbish...... then I'll have to think about it...
We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.”D&C 76:22-24I Have Friends?
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DON'T COPY MY STUFF OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SIT ON YOU!
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The Ready Store
Hilariosity...
Daughter: Mum tried to throw me off the top of the Empire State Building but there's a fence around it so she couldn't.
--------------------Son: What was Jesus' real name?--------------------Son: (At the Christmas tree lighting ceremony) What's happening now?
Mother: They're about to light the tree.
Son: On FIRE?
(It's hard to adequately portray the glee with which this was said.)
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Daughter: Who is Tiger Woods?Mother: He's that famous...Sister: May I have some of your cake?
Daughter: ...golf ball?
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Sister: From the bottom of my bottomless stomach... NO.
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Son: (observing the High School classrooms) I know why the windows don't open. So the kids can't escape.
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Son: (upon discovery of contraband in pants pocket) I was just looking at it! Only a gangster would take a cap gun to church!
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Daughter: Hey! You can't copy what I wrote! That's polygamy!
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Daughter: Isn't Mark Twain like, "old" and "dead"?
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Grandmother: I'm 84 but I've got a good life... I've got my family, I've got my friends... Wait, no! All my friends is dead!
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Sister: I'm going to open the door but I'm sitting on the toilet so don't look, ok?
Brother: ok
Sister: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Brother: But you're blocking the view!
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Sister: I spoke to her and she agreed.
Sister: Is she awake?
Sister: No, I talked to her self-consciously.
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13 yr old Daughter: What do I do with the bun in the oven?
Mother: ...choke...
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Child: It's the shape of a box, only it's round.
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Child: Can I have some chocolate?
Mother: Eat lunch first.
Child: I did.
Mother: What did you have?
Child: Nothing.
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Good Things Come To Those Who Blog!
17 brilliant observations:
I'm sure it means you don't love me less, but can you really say that about the other blogs? :)
I promise to never chew gum in front of you. And I like your accent....or lack thereof. Or I bet I would if I heard it.
(If this is a repeat, blame blogger or whatever demons decide which comments make it through and which ones are sucked into the blogosphere)
Thank you for the kind extra work, er, I mean NOMINATION. I think your blog is great, too, and I might just prove my loyalty by nominating you again. And again.
See if I don't. (tee hee!)
I really enjoyed your "Ten Honest Things", and I'm so IN for your next 'audience with the dregs'. I'll bring truckloads of chocolate, you can count on it!
I was touched by your having lost your husband at such a young age. It sounds like you are married to a great guy, and I'm very happy for you! (Especially one who is descended from Adam! I mean, that guy is FAMOUS!!)
There was a lady in our ward when I was growing up from New Zealand, and she was called back to help lead her tribe. Apparently, all those years I was chatting with royalty and didn't know it!
She was a lovely person, just as you are.
You are very deserving of this acclaim, your highness.
I did this on my blog. There were some pretty interesting things about you!!! Wow, what a heritage you have. and man, being a widow at 32 with 3 small children, you are an amazing strong woman.
Thanks for the award. I'll get on it real soon!
Hey I too can trace my relations to Adam, and I am too a relative of Charlemagne! also I am a great masticater!
It's an honor to be nominated:) Seriously, I do appreciate that you enjoy my blog! Some days I wonder if any one besides myself gets anything out of it, and it is so nice to hear that they do!
Thanks!
Shannon
Well, this was one of the most interesting list I have ever read! I am new to your blog, and I am glad that I got to know you a little better. I was touched by the fact that you were a widow at 32 with 3 small children too.
lol, accent??? What? :) Loved your list :)
Awesome list! Drag racing P. Diddy's car and winning...so cool! And the fact that you now own a piece of Hollywood means you'll win next time too :) Loved learning more about you!
Ok, so since I only know you through the blogging world, I think you should post a little more about and you and the new man. Your story intrigues me, and I'd love to hear more.
How can you trace back to Adam? Is he related to Cain or Abel? That's wild. And I would never have guessed about the gum thing! Also thanks for the award!
You know I think changing a meme or award is the coolest thing around! Good for you. And I'm sorry about the title thing. Drives me crazy when something like that happens.
What a great post...as usual. Have a great week!
Since I have shut down my blog, are you on facebook? I'd love to keep in touch there.
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