Who Needs Gucci?
Thursday, December 10, 2009 Edit This 23 Comments »Last year I posted Christmas gift ideas. This year, I have only one item to promote.
(This is a subtle hint for MM to get me one.) I wonder what employees would think when you walk into a store with this? Would they insist on checking your bag before you leave? Would you let them? How far are stores allowed to go anyway? How do you shop with this bag and not get arrested?
This would be akin to walking into a bank holding a bag saying, "Bank Robber." Or, going into a restaurant buffet with a bag saying, "Binge Eater". Or, going to a movie theater with "Camcorder Pirate". Or, walking onto a Military Base with "Suicide Bomber".
I've just had a brilliant idea! This could make a really good reality show! It fits the criteria, ie - as far from reality as you can get and nothing you'd normally be interested in but you get sucked into watching it anyway.
Excuse me, I need to call Ashton Kutcher...